Bratgirl World

Single man?

If he wasn't single, he is now...

1.  Beer........ice cold on a hot day is best!

2.  dish soap (it's not my night to do dishes!)

3.  cooking oil......what's on sale?

4.  band-aids... ...no cartoony ones please

5.  whippy stuff ......nobody ever remembers the name

6.  Crap!  Backtrack back to aisle 3 where the Coors is!  With a grumpy face turn to the aisle and grab that six pack of Dr. Pepper... GRRR!!

Found in Sac.  Scream.  Wind and hair.

Go to the "office", work, breaks, where did I park?  But I don't cry!  Raleys Rocks! 

Years ago we had a nice lady from the south somewhere who's husband was in the Air Force and of course where he went she went, thus is marriage in the military.  Anyways she had worked at a Piggly Wiggly.  If I could only remember her name, nice lady.  One day she had to go on the intercom system and make an announcement for whatever was the special of the day.  Everything sounded nice (she was good at keeping a professional voice on the intercom system--like a pro!) until her closing!  "Again as always we'd like to thank you for shoppin' at your local Pig--gly Wig--gly!!"  (Imagine a pause where the dashes are...lol...almost like a holler)

We, all of her co-workers, howled with instant hearty laughter!!  We stopped dead in our grocery tracks.  Oh how she laughed and turned red with embaressment!  We just died!  Customers asked, "What's a Piggly Wiggly?" 

If you've been in the grocery biz as long as me you know what a Piggly Wiggly is, just because the name is so goofy.  Who thought of naming a grocery chain after wiggles and pigs? 

The point, we don't work in the south, and we work for Raleys!!  So sweet to have a good laugh at work, a good laugh that makes you feel good...

So many emotions over a broken shell and a lost soul

Outcast

Squished in the egg tray on the fridge door...